Because every dickhead I have ever dated is having a midlife crisis.
And sending pathetic messages like this.
Subject: sorry Im sorry about the emails that not fair of me! All I know is I am a different man and i have never fell out of love with you I miss and think about you everyday, just wish I had made some different decisions in my life and I was waking up with you in my arms every morning singing in your ear.
PS- are they trying to be ee cummings or are are they illiterate? What was I thinking? Why can't they spell or punctuate? How did I not notice that?
certain people need to be kicked in the throat.
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love you.
this is SO MUCH better than the alternative.
ReplyDeletei have ex boyfriends friending me just to show me dozens of their albums filled with wedding and new baby pictures. puke.
it's totally ridiculous, but i would SO prefer for them to be rocking back and forth in the dark pining away for me. is that wrong?
I love the "singing in your ear" part of his doucey message. What a keeper!!!
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